March 14, 2002

Late World With Zach

All: Yeah

Michael: why you gotta be like that?

Harland: You wanna mess with the Sorority Boys? Is that what you want?

Barry: (laughing)

M: Yeah. You want some of us?

H: Yeah, you want a piece of us?

M: (singing and opening and closing fingers) Warriors…

B: (in a deep voice) You want some of us, you want some of the Sorority Boys? (the ducks out)

H: (joins M singing) Warriors come out to play

B: (laughs)

All: (B comes back - M in high voice, M & H still moving their fingers) Warriors come out to play

H: That’s right. We bad.

M: All right. We out, we OUT

H: We out, we out. Sorority Boys

B: Bye bye.

H: We out. See you on the streets, Mo Fo.

*** clip about Zach’s twin sons drawing on the cue cards ***

(They’re all sitting around a table. The interview goes really fast and Zach keeps a straight face throughout the interview while YELLING all the questions. For the most part, the 3 guys keep straight faces when they answer too - at least they try.)

M: Those are your kids

Zach: I couldn’t be more proud of those kids, you know, even if I had them on purpose (audience laughs)

Z: Welcome back. This is the Late World Round Table. Graphic Please! (music and graphic appears on screen as M rocks from side to side along with the music)

Z: (snickers) I’m here with Sorority Boys: Harland Williams, Michael

Rosenbaum, and Barry Watson.(the guys and the audience clap and cheer.)

M: Woo! (points to someone in the audience) You! You! You!

B: Yeah.

Z: That’s enough!

Z: How many push-ups can you do? Williams!

H: Th-three hundred twenty five and point seven two.

Z: Rosenbaum!

M: 40 right now.

Z: Let’s do it.

M: Want me to?

Z: No! Watson!

B: Uh..40 %

H: ha ha

Z: (slight pause) Moving on! Why aren’t there any black people on Friends? Watson!

B: (sheepishly) Harland?

H: Because

Z: Williams!

H: Because they did it back in time before there were black people.(audience laughs)

Z: Not acceptable! (audience: oh oh)

Z: You have a movie, Sorority Boys. Let’s take a look.

*** (all three guys dressed as Adina, Daisy and Roberta in the bedroom) *** (end of clip) ***

B: Oh God.

H: Wow.

(audience cheers and M does this up-and-down-serpentine movement with his left arm and then transfers the "flow" to his right arm...B kinda copies.)

Z: That was a funny clip. Is the movie funny? Watson!!

B: (Wets his mouth and pauses) Yes!

Z: Great answer! Williams!

H: Absssshholutely!

Z: Rosenbaum!

M: (sings to the tune "Deck the Halls")Fa la la la la la la la la (holding back a smilie)

Z: Yugoslavia is changing it’s name. Any suggesstions? Rosenbaum!

M: Eckcleckclckclick. (pausing with a straight face)

Z: No Rosenbaum, that wsa my suggestion. Williams!

H: Kentucky Fried Chicken, baby!

Z: Good point. (everyone pauses) (H points) (everyone laughs)

Z: Watson!

B: Whaaat?!

Z: Why should we see Sorority Boys? Let’s take a look at another clip.

H: ha ha

B: Oh no.

*** (clip of the three of them in their sorority room for the first time.) *** (end of clip) ***

(audience cheers and the three guys give each other high-fives.)

Z: Enough! (making suspicious looks)

Z: Williams! You look like Kathy Griffin in that clip. Why?

B: Oh!

H: Because I am Kathy Griffin, all right?!

M: (hitting H’s shoulder) Yeah!

H: Wake up America!

Z: Wake up!

Z: Does religious rock really rock? Watsoooonnnn!

B: Only on Sundays!

Z: Good answer!

Z: Did you wear panties in the movie?! Rosenbaum!

M: I’m wearing panties NOW!!

Z: You’re not the only one! Chicken! Mmm. What’s the worst thing to happen to music in the last five years?! Williams!

H: Britney Ssssppeeaars! (audience laughs)

Z: Correct!

Z: Watson!

B: Worst thing to happen to what?

Z: The music in the last five years!

M: (cringes and yells)Oh!!

B: Holy Cow!

Z: No. Really not an answer. Name one VJ on Vh1. (silence all around)

M: Tabitha Soren?

B: Some. Name a some. "B" somebody.

Z: Wrong! Britney Spears or the New England Patriots and why?! Harland Williams!

H: I, uh, uh, I, I, I. Stars, Skee & hotch. You threw me off.

Z: Very good. Rosenbaum!

M: She’s HOT! Pepsi! (timidly) I like Pepsi.

Z: (snickering, fighting a laugh)

M: (straight empty stare) (audience laughs)

Z: (fighting a laugh) Has this been going too long? Yes!! Williams, Rosenbaum, Watson, thank you! Sorority Boys March 22nd. Near You. Go! (all three clap and cheer)

M: Woo!!